This is the best
laughed a little louder than I meant to I wasn’t expecting it
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
I AM A MERMAID!
I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
wtf I just made that post
oh wait that is my post
I havent slept in 2 days
Thresher sharks always have this worried look on their face. It’s like they just realized they were late for something important. :3
Oh god. Is my tail too long? I bet my tail’s too long. Oh god, oh god, oh god…
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
where are the pancakes